You know, we go through so many things all day that I thought it would be wise to tell you some funny stories. They are original stories, any resemblance is purely casual. Here are 3 of them really short funny stories for adults that will make you day.
Very short and fun stories for adults
Here are a few funny short stories that I was able to compare.
# 1 The help of the house
My dad had a transferable job and that took us to different places. I was lucky enough to live in a small town called Ranchi. It is the capital of Jharkhand today and is a beautiful city to be in. So we moved in and someone found us a local helper.
Her name was Lauren and she was a fool. She would make our job difficult with her manners. My mother had the patience, so she didn’t tell him much, and that was the final episode that shook us to the core.
She was washing the dishes and when her mother asked her not to have it outside (so she meant not to put it in the cupboard) as she wanted to make tea. Lauren agreed and continued with her cleaning. When he finished, he left as if it were a normal day. Nothing happened.
It was my turn to make the tea and I went to do it obediently. When I walked in, I started looking for the teapot. I asked my mother if she had seen the kettle or kept it somewhere. “No,” she replied, “but I didn’t find him anywhere.”
My sister, who was only 9 years old, my mother and I started frantically searching the whole house, but couldn’t find it. This was absurd, the teapot disappeared. We thought Lauren must have lost it, dropped it, or lost it. So it was decided that we would wait until the next day.
Suddenly, I thought of something (acting like the smartest) and asked my mom, did you tell her something in particular? She was amused and replied, “What do you mean?” I felt angry, so I rephrased the question by saying if I had told Lauren anything specific about the teapot. She told me no, I just asked her to keep it out.
I ran outside instantly, only to find the teapot tucked away in the garden table! I took him inside and told him that was what it meant to “keep him out” for Lauren. So he asked his mother if she had given him special instructions. Lauren took special instructions with a different spirit.
That was Lauren!
Undoubtedly, this makes up for one of the funniest short funny stories for adults. Do i know
# 2 The Daredevil Friend
I have a sister and she has a very smart friend who lights up the room every time she puts one on. I don’t usually talk so much to her friends, but this is an exception. This happened in real life and this incident practically fits with the funny short stories genre.
In fact, he wrote this letter to his parents:
Dear mother and father,
This is to inform you that I have found love. I know you will never approve of Raj and his biker clothes. So today I’m leaving home and I’m going to marry him. I love his tattoos more than he does, as they seem to make him look attractive. The hat adds personality and has this huge cutlery.
Yes, I will be living in a shed that he has turned into a nice shack. Oh, he is on parole because he was falsely accused of hitting a man with a wrench. The man started it first and just reacted. This is not fair!
He’s 32 or maybe 40, I don’t know. How old are you to do that with heart issues? Don’t worry, I’m an older girl now, I’m 16 and I can take care of myself. He wants children and many of them. One day we will all have fun, you and your grandchildren, and we will be reunited.
PD Relax, nothing like that happened, it just reminded you that life is more than a notebook on the kitchen counter. Please sign it and give me a call when things are going well. I’m at Ritu’s, so don’t worry.
# 3 Trapped with red hands
One day my friend came running to us early in the morning, before the assembly, and told us a very funny episode. Her father was in the police force and often shared funny anecdotes with them during dinner. This one is worth remembering and that is why I share it with all of you.
Therefore, this rich boy was caught violating traffic rules. He was chased down the street by the police car, as in the movies. He was arrogant as he had a rich father who would not get out of the car. He insisted that they call his lawyer, his father, his secretary, the police commissioner and then someone, who did not!
The team dragged him and he kept shouting, “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS?” One of the cops said to him, “Do you know about him or do you want to call your mother to find out?”
Eventually, that statement calmed him down. He was composed the rest of the day and followed all procedures obediently.
Now how is that like short and fun stories for adults? Hehehehe… ..hahahaha. Find out more here.
I hope you enjoyed these short funny stories for adults Bye now. Let me know via the comments section. Your words mean everything to me and I will add a little more fun to that if I find encouragement from all of you.
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