I have Covid19 and it sucks. My whole body hurts like in the morning after a 16 hour workout, the walk from my bedroom to the kitchen seems like a walk, and 100% of the time I’ve showered I’ve ended up sitting in land with my head between my legs and wheezing like a 90 year old smoker. Also, I pooped in my Quidditch pajamas when I coughed. Twice.
I wish I was exaggerating my experience for comic value, but I really am not. I haven’t been able to write a blog in three weeks because I’m too tired to be inspired, I haven’t been able to see clients because talking for 1 to 2 hours during dating has become an Olympic sport, I’m sadly unprepared. for, and I have to go sit down the toilet every time I have a cough attack … just in case. I have learned a lot from all this and I would like to shed light on this experience. It has been quite enlightening for me and I hope you find it useful.
Covid19 Lesson 1: You don’t want a coronavirus
Very obvious, right? But not guys … you guys really I don’t want Coronavirus. Here are all the things that are there not worth it get Covid19 for:
Sex. I’m a big fan of sex. I’m a regular on this sport (the Beckham Boning Odell, if you will), and it’s a pretty important part of maintaining my emotional, mental, and physical health. Besides, you have orgasms … but sex isn’t worth it. Do you know what I did yesterday? I made dinner … That was my big hit. Do you know how many breaks I took during the process? Five. That’s how many times I approached the point of oxygen deprivation severe enough to be afraid of fainting.
He beach, your nieces’ birthday party, your grandmother’s wedding, graduation or any other social gathering. I thought I was doing everything right and I still had Coronavirus because I thought I was * safely * ignoring the rules of social distancing. It was my nieces’ birthday. She’s as pretty as hell. I just turned 7 years old. My sister-in-law and my niece had been sick for a few weeks, but very sick had been tested by Covid19 THREE TIMES and every time it was negative … so I thought I was sure. Two days after the birthday party, she was rushed to the emergency room because she couldn’t breathe, she was tested and she got a positive result … And now the effort to change my day pajamas for night pajamas requires a two-hour nap. Social gatherings are really, really, really not worth it.
Maintenance of cleanliness and other luxuries. OMG, your hair is so out of control that you have to cut it, but you or your barber don’t want to wear a mask? Is it worth waiting 5 to 7 days in terror to find out if you accidentally infected your older grandmother, cancer surviving aunt, or your immunocompromised mother? Trust me, it’s not.
Covid19 Lesson 2: Believe in people when they show you who they are
When you find yourself in a situation where you become dependent on the goodness of others, it can tell you a lot about yourself and your relationships. Do you have a brother to whom you leave everything to help, but he is not willing to go to the grocery store for you? Is there an acquaintance who regularly reviews you, or a new friend who goes out of his way to be a support system? Take this opportunity to enrich and nurture your relationship with people who are not there, and take a critical look at relationships with people who are not.
I don’t mean that you should remove from your life everyone who doesn’t prioritize the relationship the same way you do, but boundaries are important. If you are a good friend, talk to them. Tell them how you feel (from a place of love, not anger) and create healthy boundaries to protect yourself and the relationship. You can love the other person and still have enough respect for yourself to change your role in a one-sided relationship. You can still worry about someone and maintain healthy boundaries. Equally important, make sure you show appreciation and gratitude to the people in your life who are there for you. (Thank you Patrick, Amalia, Brandon, Bradley, Jon and Philip for virtual movie nights, virtual game nights, millions of loud coughs in your ears, keeping the poop incident a secret … a kind of, and night Harry. Potter readings. I love you guys).
Covid19 Lesson 3: Invest in yourself
Invest in yourself! What is important to you? How, really important? Give it the time and attention it deserves, or Do you allow the fear of failure or disappointment to keep you from giving it your all? Work to get the life you want for yourself, practice the skills you want to improve, and create the world you want to live in (too cheesy?). Seriously, if you’re spending more time browsing Reddit, playing video games, or hooking up with Netflix than you are spending on your ambitions, this is your wake-up call. Set sustainable goals, create a daily schedule to keep up to date, find someone you trust to be a responsible partner, and talk to people with more experience than you to learn. I’ve had a lot of time to think about these last three weeks, and I’ve realized that my worst enemy isn’t procrastination or lack of motivation, it’s the fear of investing in myself … and that’s stupid, because i am perfectly. able to do what I want to do – and you too;)
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Be safe out there, wear an evil mask in public spaces and wash your hands!
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